So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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