Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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