just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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