You're so nebulous sometimes
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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