is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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