i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i dont even know how to be here
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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