So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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