I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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