Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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