Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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