Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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