how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
