is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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