I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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