would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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