I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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