So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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