i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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