I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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