How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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