is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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