Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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