he shaved USA in his pubs
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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