ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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