I wish my penis had an off switch
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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