the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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