Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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