She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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