i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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