Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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