Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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