The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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