just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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