Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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