chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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