I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
