You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
whose parrot is this?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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