My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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