there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
ok first of all what the fuck
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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