Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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