did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
someone owes me an orgasm
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
