Non-Jews are for practice
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
