but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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