ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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