awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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