I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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