i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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