We're facebook friends in real life
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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