I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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