is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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