Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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