So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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